Cosmo Sex Tip #754

stopwhitepeopleforever:

When he asks you if you’re close, whisper in his ear “bitch I might be.”

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so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

so-humorous:

don’t even talk to yourself

(via jesusworeakanyepiece)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(via kanyezus)

recoveringtopanga:

Do you ever get a text from someone and knowing its in your phone just stresses you out?? You know you have to respond to it but you don’t even like looking at it.

(via curvyybetch)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

kanye tried to stop taylor swift ahead of time but yall called him out of order now look

the hero you deserve but not the one you need

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(via hip-hop-lifestyle)

anneboleyns:

"but officer they were fucking with my clique"

(via aneverending-dream)