roadto130:

fr33kinmatt:

ruinedchildhood:

How to get engaged by Hilary Duff

hip-hop-lifestyle:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

why do white people gotta tell the weirdest jokes

my coworker just said “how do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? pick up and suck its dick”

studip:

real talk the first place id hit up during the purge is the pet store u gonna see me on the street with 50 puppies on leashes

(via fully-commit)

sexualbae:

won’t drink lukewarm water but i’ll put another person’s genitals in my mouth

(via fitforfightx)

  • baby: d-d-d..
  • dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
  • baby: D I C K S Q U A D

amandolynne:

the-werefox:

do you ever get cuddle frustrated? Not sexually frustrated, but just get really frustrated and asdfghklg because you’re not cuddling someone right now and you just really need to feel someone with their arms around you and bury your face in their neck and just feel them close

SNUGGLE STRUGGLES

(via healthy-happies)

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via charstarrr)

meta18:

aphdenmark:

when will ppl shut up about that ice movie

ice age was good fuck off

(via cheetahgirl69420)